|
|
|
 |
|||||||
|
|
|
FREE RETIREMENT JOKES SuperJobsOnline.com brings you a collection of Free Funny Retirement Jokes. And the coolest thing about it is that we keep updating it with more stuff. Go Ahead.. Enjoy the Retirement Jokes Below.
|
|
| RETIREMENT JOKES PAGE 1 Q: Why did the astronaut retire? -------------- Q: Why did the cave explorer retire? -------------- Q: Why did the song of the week
retire? -------------- Q: Why did the robber retire? -------------- Reporter: "So you are 100 years old. How did you manage to live so long?" Old man: "Well, son, I got married when I was 21. The wife and I decided that if we had arguments, the loser would take a long walk to get over being mad. I suppose I have been benefitted most by 79 years of fresh air." -------------- A retiring boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card on his farewell party. He could then remember how his staff "missed" him. Most staff members were writing standard phrases like, "Without you, the company will never be the same," "We will always remember you," etc. The boss was not satisfied and asked, "I need something from the bottom of your heart... Peter, you have been working with me for the last 40 years. You are my best staff. What do you have to say?" Slowly but firmly, Peter wrote, "The best news in 40 years." --------------
|
||
| Retirement is an happening. If you are planning to be a part of Retirement community then Superjobsonline.com is here to help you in your Retirement plans. These pages also contain Retirement calculator. There are several jobs waiting for you. Also please see Retirement speech and Retirement gifts plus Retirement Jokes. You can also refer these pages for planning your savings and a home for peaceful living. If you are thinking of investing your savings, do consult your financial consultant.
|
||
|
ALSO SEE: RETIREMENT POEM | RETIREMENT SPEECH | GIFT IDEAS
|
||
|
||
Job
Seekers |
|
Recruiters |
| A
Career Portal by TS |
Subscribe
For Free Newsletter !